January 30, 2006

What in the...

Your walk is:
The Result of a Ballet Accident


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OK I didn't get this result but...how the heck does he...isn't his groin being torn over and over...

Really really creepy.

January 29, 2006

January 26, 2006

System Restore

Good job exams, you went and got finished. Why didn't you do that earlier.

Vital readings during exams

January 20, 2006

Sprash-e!

School hall during examinations. Three girls are chatting near some lockers.

Enter Random Girl A, Random Girl B, and Random Girl C

Random Girl A: ...Exams start at 10:30 right? What time is it?
Random Girl B: It's 10:30. Let's go!
Random Girl A: Aw...but I don't want to go in yet! What if the teacher is really nerdy and tries to talk to us?
They laugh

Exeunt

January 18, 2006

Ep. 11: Enigmatic Enema: Exams Ensue

January 2006
19: English Exam 1:15-2:45 Rm 17
20: Physics Exam 8:15-10:15 Rm 56
23: Classical Civilizations Exam 12:45-2:45 Rm 10
24: Chemistry Exam 12:45-2:45 Rm 200
25: Calculus Exam 8:15-10:15 Rm 201
26: Geo and Discrete Math Exam 8:15-10:15 Rm 31
Biology Exam 12:45-2:45 Rm 53

There's a slight chance I'll look back at this during university exams and wish I still had high school exams.

Or maybe not.

Good luck with exams.

January 17, 2006

Family Matters

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Thrust Kick of Malfeasance


Chinese IQ Game

This is fairly old, but I rediscovered it today. It is the most adorably cruel game ever. It's basically a flash version of the "family/guy carrying grain/etc. crossing the river in a small boat" riddles.

You have to get everybody across the river to the other side via a raft. The suspects in question are a mother, a father, two sons, two daughters, a police officer, and a serial arsonist (or an escaped convict, whatever).
  • The raft fits up to two people at once.
  • The raft can only be operated by one of the three adults (not incl. convict).
  • The father cannot ride the raft with any of the daughters or the convict, and cannot be left on the shore with any of the daughters without the mother being on the same shore. (You'll see the results)
  • The mother cannot ride the raft with any of the sons or the convict, and cannot be left on the shore with any of the sons without the father being on the same shore. (You'll see the results)
  • Nobody can be left on the shore with the convict unless the police officer is on the same shore. The police officer is the only person who can ride the raft with the convict and can stay on the shore with the convict safely.

    Basically when you get there click the big blue circle to start. Click on the people to put them on or off the raft. Click the lever to move the raft (as long as someone who can operate it is onboard).

    This game is educational not only because you're using your logic to solve the puzzle, but because it reflects Chinese family values. Flogging is part of a healthy, daily routine.

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    "WHY WERE YOU NOT BORN A BOY?!" *PUNISHMENT*
  • January 09, 2006

    Practice in cryptology

    I observantly noticed that there was a Blog Search feature and decided to play with it.

    "haiz"
    ni dun remember lotsa stuffs... y does addin NaOH gifs out ammonia gas?? as i recall, tts d onli alkaline gas... haiz...

    HAIZ !! jk. and EEYEEER !! so suay suay suay suay SUAY .. SAW OLIVIA AT KFC .. ^^

    Haiz. They discovered bigfoot's prints in Johor... I think it's quite stupid to have such a huge va~va~boom reaction.

    haiz... so many decisions... so little time. what to do?! when I say I wanna go poly, people look at me as if trying to say... "what the hell is wrong with you?" then when I say I wanna do nursing...


    Is this this mainly a southeast Asian thing?

    I've managed to isolate some unobtainium.

    It's raining outside but I don't believe that it is. Because I'm silly.

    January 05, 2006

    ummm OOOMGGOMG -unstuck -unstuck

    The next time you say that you're going to Athens, you might want to be more specific.

    Misleading Place Names

    Would you look at that, there's a yard sale going on.

    Interesting Place Names

    And finally it's Wikipedia's HUGE LIST OF LISTS, including Allusions in DoTA, chaotic maps, famous stutterers, myrmecologists, and phases.

    Umm yes I did just randomly scroll down and pull lists out. Hmmm maybe I'll review some chemistry. *palmsuppresslaugh*

    Plus, Jason's dinner gathering was very yummyful.

    January 02, 2006

    January 01, 2006

    Mirthful Consequent 365-Day Period!

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    *Text says NEW YEAR! but scrolling text is appearantly a no-go.

    Happy New Year, as we ring in another even numbered year. What new and tantalizing events and scandals will the next 12 months eventually bring forward?

    I don't really partake in traditions such as "resolutions" or "reminiscence", but I like the fireworks!

    Zaheer has been in the new year 9.5 hours before us. We have some catching up to do.

    First thing eaten in 2006: Kinder Chocolate
    First thing drunk in 2006: Spumante Bambino sparkling wine
    First thing played with in 2006: Animal Crossing: Wild World
    First thing resumed in 2006 after celebrations: Eating funky chocolate layered cake

    I commented about the odd/evenness of the year last year too. I don't really change do I...