Har har.

Sam: I'm sorry your date with that guy didn't turn out so great.
Pam: It started out good enough. He went up to me and said, "I'm gonna make you feel like a real woman."
Sam: Wow, then what?
Pam: He looked into my eyes, then took off his shirt.
Sam: Oh my! Then?
Pam: He said, "Iron this."

Moral: Don't ever go on dates at the laundromat.

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