Keep on pushing

Alexander.
- Angelina Jolie perpetually covered in various snakes
- Everyone else was occationally drunk
- Naked boy wrestling
- Slave boy that could've easily passed as a harlot in physcial appearance
- Slave boy that danced like a harlot
_ Slave boy that was kissed by Collin Farrell probably because he looked like a harlot
- Ten minute topless sexual assault scene
- Collin Farrell kissing various other males
- Collin Farell turns the other cheek and raises the bar too high
- War elephants and horses!
- Scribe and his personal African ink cup holder

That sums it up pretty well.

One more week.

I'll Use This at the Next Dinner Conversation

The most Smarties eaten in three minutes with a pair of chopsticks is 138 by Kathryn Ratcliffe (UK).

The most valuable grass was a piece of sod from London's Wembley Stadium, sold to Ken Bates (UK) for 20,000 pounds.

The most bombed country is Laos. In between May 1964 and February 1973 about 5 billion pounds (2.26 million tonnes) of bombs have been dropped onto Laos.

The world's highest-ranking camel is BERT (USA) who was accepted as Reserve Deputy Sheriff for the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department in San Dimas, California. BERT stands for "Be Enthusiastic Responsible and True". He regularily goes on patrol with his handler Nance Fite (USA).

The largest condom was 72 ft tall (21.94 m)and was fitted over the obelisk in the Place de la Concorde, Paris, France on December 1st 1993 to mark World AIDS Day.

In the country sport of throwing dried cowpats, or 'chips', Steve Urner (USA) made the longest toss of cowpat of 266 ft (81.1 m).

Hence it is called trivia.

Don we now our gay apparel

With the prospect of Christmas approaching in two weeks, it's lifing my mood. Only 10 more days of school. 10 more days of tests and quizzes every other day.

We're getting a new fake Christmas tree, which is good. The last two years we got real trees, which was actually very pleasant as they released a nice scent into the house. However the loading and unloading into the house was a little annoying, and involved half of the main floor covered with pine needles each time.

During Christmas there's always this dinner thing where my dad's side of the family makes us host a dinner. And we have to serve them Chinese food. Because that's what they eat. Sometimes we force turkey upon them.

Of course there's going to be this aftermath of Christmas where you realised you have to do exams soon. And that the PA Day that's supposed to be right after the exams isn't because our calendar is defunct.

Oh yeah..posting

P.A. Day Friday, yay!

Movie and Saturnalia next week Friday, yay!

Chemistry mark fixed itself, yay!

Right...

So.

Hm.

Nothing interesting in particular has happened. The weather is all boring too. Whenever you hear Christmas music on the radio you look out and wish it would change a little or something because I'm not getting any Christmas vibes.

Work done at home. Or lunch periods.

Sum Up The Day

FBD's are fun
When fun is described like this:
"What the? Omg..."

Did you like the test?
Um, isoelectronic?
I got that one wrong

Humans all use lungs
They are full of grape-like sacs
Kinda makes you think

Where's Peloponnese?
So it's not in the textbook?
That's quite convenient

Here is a function
Do these random things to it
Now go find the trend

See this quotation
How does it describe the plot?
Please write legibly

Program a function
That should be running as planned
Dumb logic errors

His writing style?
Confusing yet dramatic
Grammar can go die

Oh the pane...

It was first lunch and we were sitting outside Dairy Queen, and we were talking when noises were heard coming from the gas station. Three guys were walking over making random sounds and singing Outkast. Two of them walk into Dairy Queen and the other walks along the window following the other two. One of them sit down. The other two begin to make out with each other on either sides of the window. This lasts an invigorating 5 seconds. Then they walk out of Dairy Queen and leave.

wtf?

Clearly

Cheesy Trash Talk of the Day:
You play like coffee - you're all about taking a few lumps and getting creamed.
- NP Crew's Jason

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